Nonsensical.

Haven't written on here in a little while now. Felt I should.

Superman never made any money. Yet he was content. Just being a good human being. Well as close to a good human being as a krypton-ite could.

He put himself through a lot of tedious bullshit just to fit in with everybody else.

J'oublie des foix que je peut parler un langue deuxieme. J'oublie aussi comment conjuge les verbes. Il y avait dans mon cinquieme annee au l'ecole chaque semaine une teste du 'spelling'. Meme maintenant j'oublie comment dire cette mot.

You just stand there. You just stand there.

A journal that everyone can see. Now why didn't I think of that? ;) Ridiculous. Ladies and gentlemen I present the reverse microwave! Tired of all that bulky popcorn chilling in you bowl? Just pop those cumbersome popped kernels into my patented reverse microwave and voila! You've instantly reduced the size of your popped corn to but a twentieth of it's original size. Perfect for easy storage. Ridiculous.

Didn't smoke any weed today. Woo. Being able to say that like it's surprising just makes me clap my hand over my brow and shake my head.

I don't get paranoid. I can concentrate. I don't giggle uncontrollably.

I'm not entirely sure, but I think that I was adopted. Just, the more I look for it, the more the similarities are just, undeniable. I think I'm a bastard child of Will Smith's. Just, I'm almost sure. Maybe I'll get a blood test when I'm balls deep in gold and illegally poached ivory.

If it weren't for women, the world would make sense. But alas, their leggy, beautiful bodies roam the earth, spreading passionate discordia.