12.19.2006

Enter the Demise of Man.

I just escaped potentially bringing my life into a new level of the abyss. I *stopped* myself from finishing watching Jerry Springer’s “I’m happy I cut off my own legs.”

I was tempted, by cut-screens of things to come including one half of a man challenging one half of a transvestite man to fight, for their honour.

But I persevered, and the late-night, hokey carpet commercial laden, televangelist spewing maw of a further fall into the pit of all things evil and horrifying was left hungry and unsated.

I am Jordan. I am bored.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

would you think less of me if i told you i have seen that episode...... *tears up*

jordanibanez said...

I don't think less of you, but I think maybe *you* should think less of you... Hahah, I was really tempted too, I wanted to see them fight.

Tarantula eyes said...

i miss you jordan!

ChaoticEggplantQueen said...

Dude, its better then taking a few hoots and watching porn bloopers for half an hour..
I am Nathan

and I... am with you on that.
fatawefc

Bean said...

Good on ya for escaping that yo... I once watched a fat, fat, FAT stripper do the "taco dance" on Springer... she had a huge taco shell on the floor with lettuce and sour cream on it... and then they added sauce... I'm gonna stop that right there.
Hope you're well darlin', I miss your hugs!!

xgivgx

Martha said...

Jordan, thats awesome, I've been listening to her for like.... a month, since i saw her video for On The Radio on MTV.

I too thought i was one of the only people i knew to listen to her! YAY!
oh that makes me pleased!!